I likes me some Chuck Norris jokes. Don't judge.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero
-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down
-Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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